So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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