i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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