At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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