before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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