As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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