Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
please come you make the beer taste better
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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