I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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