I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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