please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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