...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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