i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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