I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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