Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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