Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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