We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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