Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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