Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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