in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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