Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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