Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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