so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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