She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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