i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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