I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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