I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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