This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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