If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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