What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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