her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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