How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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