this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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