What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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