k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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