I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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