so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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