so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
