like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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