it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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