are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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