Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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