Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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