problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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