My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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