After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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