My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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