Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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