Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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