Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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