last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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