shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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