i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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