hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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