Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
