Got a toothbrush?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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