Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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