i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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